"...we should pass over all biographies of 'the good and the great,' while we search carefully the slight records of wretches who died in prison, in Bedlam, or upon the gallows."
~Edgar Allan Poe

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com



This--for lack of a better word, let us say, “unusual”--lawsuit was described in the “Dayton Herald,” September 4, 1883:


A few days ago the infant daughter of Mrs. Sarah Kockert died of some ailment, probably marasmus, as the body of the child wasted away or "shriveled up," as its parents say when they claim it was bewitched. A so-called witch doctor was called in during its illness, and he recommended various strange and peculiar methods of treatment to discover who the witch was, in order to remove the cause of the illness. Finally the name of Mrs. Snyder was given as the witch. That lady instituted legal proceedings against Mrs. Kockert, the mother of the deceased infant, for calling her the witch.


The case was heard before Justice Lung, of the eleventh ward, to-day. All the parties are respectable, well-to-do people. Mrs. Snyder swore that she had been accused of bewitching the child and causing its death. Several women testified that Mrs. Kockert's child was sick, and it was charged that Mrs. Snyder had bewitched it. Mrs. Huntzinger testified that the infant died, and that Mrs. Kockert accused Mrs. Snyder of causing its death.


Mrs. Kockert, the defendant, testified that her child was sick, and she sent for a witch doctor, who told her that the child had been taken away by some one. She told the doctor that Mrs. Snyder had asked, "What is the witch doctor doing here?" and he replied, "When you tread on a dog's tail he howls."


Mrs. Kockert continued: "The doctor gave me bits of paper, and said I should put them in molasses and feed them to the child. He also gave me a strip of paper to place around the child's breast to drive the witch away, telling me I must be careful to tie a knot in the paper. I fed some of the molasses with the papers in it to the child, but it could not eat it all. Next the doctor told me, as the child was restless, to take a briar stick and whip the cradle in which the child lay until I was so tired that I could not strike any more. Before striking the cradle I was to take a leaf off the briar whip and dry it on the stove." Much more testimony was given of other curious methods adopted to drive off the witch and cure the child. The justice, after hearing it, decided to send the case into a higher court. -Reading (Pa.) Cor. N. Y. Herald.


I was unable to find how the dispute was finally resolved.


Monday, July 28, 2025

America and Lake Cow Bacon




Because I always enjoy sharing those moments when History speeds down the freeway, skids on some ice, and crashes into a ditch, let us look back on the time when America very nearly became a nation of hippo-eaters.


Our little misadventure had its opening act during the 1884 World’s Fair in New Orleans.  As a gift, the Japanese delegation presented the city with some water hyacinths.  The people of New Orleans were so delighted by the plant’s lush green leaves and beautiful purple flowers that they planted it in every available corner, from public parks and ponds to private backyards.  The water hyacinths took to their new homes very well.  The plants grew.  And grew.  And grew.  In an outstanding example of “unintended consequences,” by 1910, the hyacinths were so ubiquitous they had become a public menace.  They choked rivers, lakes, and bayous, and sucked so much oxygen out of the water that fish were dying in droves.   The plants even began blocking the Gulf of Mexico.  The federal government went to war on the hyacinths: they chopped at them, poisoned them, crushed them, but to no avail.  The innocent-looking plants proved to be like the horror movie monsters who refuse to die.





America was simultaneously facing another massive problem: a lack of food.  Over the previous half-century, the country’s population had quickly tripled, to the point where cattle ranchers could not keep up with the demand for meat.  The citizens began to seriously wonder where their next meal was coming from.


These twin crises led Louisiana Congressman Robert Broussard to come up with a novel scheme to solve both problems simultaneously.  He recalled that four years earlier, a military scout named Frederick Russell Burnham, who had just spent some years in southern Africa, had made a proposal to bring African wild animals such as giraffes and antelopes to the U.S.  When Broussard and Burnham brought the idea to William Newton Irwin, head of the Department of Agriculture’s Bureau of Plant Industry, Irwin had one of those “Aha!” moments.  African hippos, he thought, would not only graze on water hyacinths, but provide a whole lot of steaks and burgers for his hungry nation.  America needed hippos!


Broussard enlisted another ally, Fritz Joubert Duquesne.  Duquesne was undoubtedly the liveliest member of our little band.  Like Burnham, he was an experienced scout and adventurer, but he also been at various times a con artist, a pimp, a photographer, a spy for the Germans, a botanist, and the star of a traveling show where he billed himself as “Captain Fritz Duquesne, adept and legendary hunter of African game.”  It was this last role that inspired Broussard to ask his help and advice.  (As a side note, during the Second Boer War, Duquesne and Burnham had been hired to assassinate each other, which gave the whole hippo project the pleasant feel of a family reunion.)


Broussard presented before Congress House Resolution 23261, which would allocate $250,000 to import hippos into Louisiana’s hyacinth-choked waterways.  He and his little team of experts testified about the joys of hippo breeding: they insisted that the creatures were naturally tame and born hyacinth-eaters.  Oh, and their meat was delicious--”a combination of pork and beef.”  Many members of Congress warmed to the whole scheme.  Newspapers around the country were delighted by the idea of a hippo in every pot.  The “New York Times” called the semi aquatic mammals “Lake Cow Bacon.”  Teddy Roosevelt publicly championed the plan.  As unlikely as Broussard’s proposal had initially seemed, it now looked like America really would become Hippo Nation.


Alas, Broussard had introduced the resolution too late for Congress to vote on it during the 1910 session.  At the same time, his band of hippo-enthusiasts quickly fell apart.  Irwin died suddenly, and Burnham was sent to Mexico to help protect copper mines endangered by the Mexican Revolution.  Broussard talked about reintroducing the bill, but, distracted by his ultimately successful campaign for the U.S. Senate--not to mention World War I--he never got around to reviving the plan before his death in 1918.  America’s brief infatuation with hippos soon died a natural death.


Louisiana has yet to find a really effective solution to the water hyacinth menace.  Although the state has spent tens of millions of dollars on herbicides, biological control agents, and simple brute force, the plants are as invasive and pesky as ever.


One doubts whether even an army of hippos could have conquered them.

Friday, July 25, 2025

Weekend Link Dump

 


Welcome to this week's Link Dump!

Uh, sir, the sign over there says "No smo..." oh, never mind.



What the hell happened to Mercury's meteorites?

An influential Queen Consort.

Some striking-looking carousels.

If you want to please gorillas, give them truffles.

The battleship best known for promoting cigarettes.

The Battle of Shrewsbury, 1403.

The diary of a lonely ship stewardess.

How supernatural beliefs vary across America.

So, how do you wear a gown made of glass?  Very carefully.

The pirate city that was swallowed by the sea.

The eccentric works of Lord Dunsany.

Watercolors depicting Old Spitalfields.

The royal "pyramids" of Scotland.

We're still talking about Agatha Christie's weird disappearance.

We're still talking about the Scopes Monkey Trial.

A brief history of gardening books.

The fine art of restoring mourning crepe.

The disappearance of Michael Alfinito.

The mysterious "dwarf" chambers of India.

The St. Elizabeth's flood of 1421.

The life of medieval knight Othon de Grandson.

William Burroughs and DMT.

The ever-popular mystery of Rennes-le-Chateau.

The sled from "Citizen Kane" just sold for a silly amount of money.

An assortment of youthful murderers.

"Weird space weather" from 41,000 years ago.

That time when the Nazis stole a fragment of the Bayeux Tapestry.

That's it for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll recall the time hippos nearly conquered America.  In the meantime, here's Rod.

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com



This unusual story was reported in the “Millom Mail,” September 15, 1934:

Venice, Saturday. The "luminous woman of Pirano" who has puzzled scientists in Italy by emitting a glow of light from her chest as she sleeps, has been the subject of a report to the International Radiobiological Congress, which concludes here to-day. The woman is Anna Monaro, aged 42, who was in hospital at Pirano early this year suffering from asthma and under-nutrition. Night nurses insisted that on several occasions they saw a glow over her chest during the night.

The National Council of Research, of which Senator Marconi is president, requested Professor Fabio Vitali, a Venice doctor, to make an official investigation. After taking all steps to ensure that there was no imposture, Professor Vitali and several other doctors waited up one night in the ward. A cinematographic camera was rigged up beside the bed.

The professor's report says:-”At 10.35 p.m., without any sound, there suddenly appeared a glow of bluish-white light, which appeared to come from the patient's chest and lit up her neck and face in such a way as to show up her features. But the light threw no shadow on the pillow or the wall behind. At the same time, the woman stirred uneasily in her sleep and moaned, 'O Jesus help me.'” The phenomenon lasted for only a second, during which time a photograph was taken. But when the photograph was developed it showed nothing.

The patient was awakened, but apart from a quick pulse and a hot skin nothing abnormal was observed about her. All who saw the phenomenon were convinced that it was absolutely real. Anna Monaro was taken to Rome for further examination, but the phenomenon was not seen again. She is being kept under constant observation.

Although the case attracted international attention, as far as I can find, no logical explanation for the poor woman’s odd condition was ever found.

Monday, July 21, 2025

The Woo-Woo of Warren County




Naturalist and writer turned Fortean researcher Ivan T. Sanderson has found a home on this blog before, thanks to his personal brushes with The Weird.  One such occasion, which was also witnessed by two of his friends, took place at his home in New Jersey.  On April 13, 1968, a local newspaper, the “Blairstown Press,” published a letter from Sanderson giving details about the incident.  The letter begins with Sanderson describing his interest in local history and the stranger side of life, then segued into his desire “to speak of even more out-of-this-world things”:

There is one that has sort of popped back again recently through a chance remark that one of us happened to make when Raldo Mattioli, a most progressive staff writer for your opposite number over the river--the “Easton Express”--was visiting us.  Being a good reporter in the proper sense, he picked on this and made it his lead to a story he wrote on us.  This gave us rather a shock, but simply because we handle so many curiosa that any personally experienced one of this nature tends to get lost in the shuffle.  The “story” is as follows; and this is where we would like to ask your readers’ help.

In mid-June of 1965, three of us rolled into my place in Polkville at dawn.  We had driven all night from Washington, D.C., where we had been for several days on business.  This business was the news business.  Both my friends were longtime, professional newsmen.  Tom Allen, Senior Feature writer for the Sunday “New York News” for ten years, and Walter McGraw, audio (meaning using tape for interviewing) reporter for Westinghouse Radio and TV, the AMA (American Medical Association), and the Dept. of Health, Education, and Welfare, and the Federal Government, among other things.  Such boys are really hardboiled cookies and not to be fooled by any kind of “kookery.”

It was one of those almost mystically beautiful mornings, with the birds singing, the frogs froggin, and insects “insecting”--I suppose you would call it.  As we had an enormous load of equipment--tape recorders, film cameras, cases filled with office equipment, typewriters, and all the other assorted junk that working newsmen have to lug around--I drove up around the house to the back lawn.  Backing into the back door makes life so much easier when unloading such a load.  Also, it just so happened that all three of us have what I can only describe as “sensitive backs” due to “incidents” in what is now called WWII.  We put down the back flap of the station wagon and started to unload.  But the morning was so absolutely glorious, with its clean fresh Warren County air, and the rising sun, and the boids and the bees and the frogs and so on, that we just sat on the flap and breathed.  Tom Allen had just remarked upon this glory compared to the rat-race in the capital when….

Absolutely without warning of any kind that we could detect, every bird, frog, insect, and all else alive just simply, absolutely, and completely “dropped dead” as it seemed.  The resulting silence was so absolute it would have scared even an Eskimo on a still night on an arctic icecap, where the absence of sound is so profound that it almost hurts.

We all looked at each other for a few seconds.

Then it came.......WOOOOoooooo-WOOOoooo-WOOOooo…..three times in quick succession. Then a pause; then again three; and so on for about seven minutes.

I've searched for and collected animals all my life all over the world, and I'm not given to panic; nor am I either impressionable or much impressed by any "unexplained", but I can tell you that that vast, enormous, terrific noise which welled up from the Walnut Valley sent the proverbial cold shivers through my spine and, as we used to say in the old country, "with bloody knobs on". But the thing that impressed me most was that it apparently had the same effect on my two colleagues--hard boileder, hardnoseder, and more sceptical than whom I have never met. Besides, both are Vets and both happen to have quite some experience with wildlife as well.

This event had several aspects that I will elaborate upon, in a minute, but I must tell you what happened with us.  Here we had probably the best and most elaborate recording equipment then available and two real experts in its employment whose whole life depended upon “grabbing the mike” as they say when an unexpected event took place.  Yet the three of us just stood with our mouths open, gaping and turning our heads from side to side.  None of us so much as thought of flipping open the battery-recorder and throwing just one switch.  But how often does one fail to do the right thing in an emergency?  How many times have you kicked yourself, saying:  Why the heck didn’t I take a photo of that?  This seems to be a universal trait; but professional reporters have trained themselves to try and overcome this reaction--or lack of it.  Yet, here we were, three very longtime pros, just standing there with our mouths open!

This was a purely psychological reaction.  What might be called the intellectual one came later, but too late.  It probably hit me first because of my lifetime in the field studying animals.  In fact, so extraordinary were some aspects of this sound and its “behavior” that I completely forgot the tape recorders and just about everything else.  The reasons were as follows.

First, I had never heard any noise or sound like this before in my life.  Second, the only times when I have heard ALL noises made by all types of animals stop suddenly and at the same instant like that, has been before major earthquakes--and I have witnessed half a dozen of these all over the world.  Third, the sheer volume of sound was absolutely unbelievable; in decibels I would say that it equaled a four-jet plane taking off, as registered from about a quarter of a mile.  Fourth, it seemed to start somewhere up about the region of the Blairstown-Millbrook Rd., but in a couple of minutes if not less it was manifestly west of us, which put it over (or beyond) Hainesburg; and in another couple of minutes the calls were definitely coming from the direction of Columbia and the Gap.  This is about 12 miles in a maximum of four minutes--probably less, because even an experienced radio man’s timing goes all off in an emergency.  But most of all there was both an echo AND an answering call of exactly similar nature from, apparently about west of Bangor, across the river!

Our timing may, as I say, have been way off, because the whole thing was so shocking that none of us even pulled out our stop-watches, though all of us had one in our pocket on a chain.  (This is standard equipment for radio persons.)  It could have been of much shorter duration, but it certainly could not have been any longer.  The point I am trying to make is that 12 miles in even four minutes is 180 m.p.h.  What animal, I ask, can travel at that speed?....

I should point out that we don’t know, of course, if this “Thing” did travel that far in that time.  Nevertheless, it could not have been a land animal, and especially a Gray Fox which, as several experienced local hunters and woodsmen have pointed out, does make a “who whhooing” noise sometimes--at least so it is believed.  Of the angle of travel we are quite sure as all three of us cupped our hands behind our ears which is standard practice for pinning down direction.  This angle, from where we stood, was no less than, believe it or not, 180 degrees!

Then again, the echoes absolutely confirmed that the darned thing--the first and loudest one--was over our ridge and in, or beyond, Walnut Valley.  There would have been no ring-back if it had been close enough to be in our little valley; and you can get a pretty close estimate of distance by the time of an echo, as in thunder.  This time lag decreased until the thing was due west (i.e., the closest) to us and then increased again as it went south.  In other words, it was a noise so enormous that, at a minimum of five miles, it made our eardrums ring!

However, the most incredible aspect of this whole incident was that the birds, frogs, and insects stopped all their noise, and suddenly, all together, BEFORE the first call, or whatever it was. What is more, they remained absolutely silent until at least five minutes after the two callers appear to have met and gone on south together, their calls blending and then getting fainter and fainter! Thousands of animals don’t behave like this except in some very exceptional circumstances. And, what circumstances in this case but the forthcoming WOOOoooo-WOOOoooo?

So out-of-this-world was this experience that the three of us talked about it all day and finally decided that it was just too way-out even for me to mention.  However, I did make a lot of somewhat discreet inquiries of every and all the experienced naturalists that I knew, from Game Wardens to scientific collectors; but, apart from the Gray Fox belief, none had anything even near a suggestion after he had heard a playback of a recording we made immediately after the incident on which we gave an imitation of the sound.

Then came Raldo Mattioli with his story and, no sooner does it hit the stands, than the phone calls start coming in.  As it happened, I was talking to the combined Warren County PTAs (Parent-Teacher Associations) in Belvidere that evening and the matter came up there as a result.  About five minutes after I got home that evening the phone rang and a citizen of Belvidere was on the line.  (I’ll give you his name next week, if you want it, and if he gives me his permission.)  And this is what he had to tell us.

He pinned down the date pretty well because he was married seven years ago and was then still a-courting.  One fine summer night he was so courting on a lovers’ lane up the mountains west of Bangor.  The lane was in the woods and there was only star-shine, there being no moon that night.  Suddenly, as he tells it, just this same enormous, ghastly, hair-raising sound rang out right ahead of the car.  The gentleman tells me that, although an ex-Navy man and having seen much war-time action, he had never been so scared in his life, and he said that he still does not like to talk about it.  So scared was he at the time, he said, that he was sort of paralyzed and to the extent of simply being unable to switch on the car lights.  He estimated that whatever made the noise could not have been more than twenty paces ahead up the road.  It continued to “WOOOoooo-WOOOoooo” just as ours did at regular intervals and then took off and faded away.

But more followed.  This gentleman told me that a couple of years later he was helping as a volunteer to do some digging for a school project in his township and at a lunch-break got to talking of funny things hereabouts, and no less than three others finally admitted that they had heard, and even “encountered” at close range, the same thing.  One, whose name I have, and whom I happen also to have met personally, has been a very keen sportsman-hunter all his life in the area and is definitely not given either to tall tales or, more so, the jitters; but he also just does not like to talk about it.

So what do we make of all this?  I have my ideas, but then, my ideas tend to be taken with more than just one grain of salt, so I shall continue to keep my mouth shut for now!  What I want is your ideas; and, more so, any similar accounts that any of you might be prepared to give me.  Your names will not be published unless you give express written permission.  However, your names I would like, in confidence as I would be most grateful if I could meet you--also in confidence and ask some questions that you may not have thought of.  I am very sincere in this request as this is a purely scientific enquiry.

And I am not suggesting GHOSTS.  I will have no part of such.

It is still a mystery what created the noises that Sanderson and the others heard, but whatever it was, I for one hope that I never encounter it.

Friday, July 18, 2025

Weekend Link Dump

 


Welcome to this week's Link Dump!

Meanwhile, the Strange Company HQ staffers are off on their summer camping trip.


The questions about how Neanderthals buried their dead.

I never thought I'd see "Ulysses S. Grant" and "erotic vampire novels" in the same headline, but I guess it's just that sort of world.

The Knights Templar and Jesus' bones.

An 18th century abduction "under color of law."

In praise of the Etch A Sketch.

Britain's first book-of-the-month club.

The classic movie that may have been responsible for several deaths.

A newly-decoded Babylonian hymn.

How Napoleon spent his years in exile.

An aristocrat who was "Good for nothing and lived like a hog."

Why weddings have flower girls.

The mysterious death of "the only midget ever to play baseball in the major leagues."

The war between an Empress and a Queen.

A murder victim haunts the site of his death.

A historic library battles hungry beetles.

In case you're wondering what scientists do with all that sweet grant money, they have now proved that sloths break wind.  You're welcome.

The couple who survived 118 days on a rubber raft.

Meet Pepper, the virus-hunting cat.

The last soldier killed in WWI.

A new study about Easter Island.

An East India Company laborer goes from rags to riches.

A visit to Chatham Royal Dockyard.

A "wicked little thermometer."

A hotel where stray cats find a home.

The American Revolution and the Beeline March.

The 19th century craze for stupid (and dangerous) hoaxes.

Decoding a mysterious medieval tale.

Tortoises have feelings, too!  So, show them a bit more courtesy.

A 1678 crop circle.

Murder by cuspidor.

That's all for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll investigate a Weird Sound in the Woods.  In the meantime, here's another Blast From the Past.

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com


I suppose all I can say is, some mighty weird things happen at funerals.  The “Democrat and Chronicle,” August 15, 1901:

Larned, Kan., Aug. 14.--A bolt of lightning saved a child from premature burial at Hanston, twenty miles from this city. The 5-year-old daughter of Samuel McPreaz, a rancher, apparently died on Saturday morning. Funeral services were arranged, the body prepared for burial, and no one noticed a sign of life remaining in the little body. Yesterday the funeral services were held and the procession started to the cemetery.

A storm was gathering at the time. On the way to the cemetery a bolt of lightning struck the hearse, burst open the metallic coffin in which the body was incased, knocked down both horses and stunned the driver. When the frightened mourners reached the hearse the little girl was sitting up crying for her mother. 

For a few moments the persons who witnessed the occurrence were too frightened to move, but finally the little girl was taken up and driven back to the house as fast as possible. Her parents believe the bolt was sent as a miracle and the people of the vicinity speak in whispers of it.

Physicians declare the little girl was in a cataleptic condition and the shock revived her, but many residents believe she was dead and came back to life. Telegrams from Hanston say she is recovered and feels no ill effects from being incased in the coffin for twenty-four hours. The lightning destroyed one side of the hearse and melted a portion of the coffin. Persons living in the vicinity of Hanston, who were in the funeral procession, tell many strange stories in connection with the occurrence. Some of them say that just the flash of lightning a peculiarly soft, mellow light appeared in the sky, which was so pronounced in its difference from sunlight as to attract attention and occasion comment, and that while the atmospheric conditions were being discussed the clap of thunder and the flash of lightning riveted their attention upon the strange scene which followed.

It is also said that the lightning, after passing through the metallic coffin, passed along the running of the hearse and burned the ends off the leather traces so that when the horses struggled to their feet they were unhitched from the vehicle that contained the broken coffin and the resuscitated child. What is thought to be one of the strangest features of the occurrence and which strengthens the belief of those who contend that it was a manifestation of the divine power, is that nobody was killed or even seriously hurt by the lightning. 

Mr. and Mrs. McPreaz are well-to-do ranch people, who live in the vicinity of Hanston. They have three other children, two girls, and a boy. They were raised in the Catholic faith, but have not been attendants at church for several years, as there is no Catholic congregation in that neighborhood. Mrs. McPreaz has been prostrated since the return from the cemetery, almost hysterical at times, and it is feared her mind is affected.